Funny Computer Error Wallpapers

Funny Computer Error Wallpapers

Faster Search Engine Funny

Faster Than Google Funny

Google is the fastest search engine in the world, but it fails with boys because A boy's eye is faster than searching for a girl in a Crowd. Funny Google fails boys rocks. 

Faster Than Google Funny

Teachers Day Jokes Collections

Going To School 
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" 
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go." 
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." 
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" 
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." 
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school." 
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"

I Didn't Do It!
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. "The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework." 

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to read and write"
The administrator said, "Yes we can"! Just fill out this form."

Teacher: Class, you have 30 minutes to write a composition on the subject of
Baseball
Jonah: Here’s my paper
Teacher: Jonah, you spent only one minute writing your essay
Lets hear what you wrote
Jonah: Game called off on account of rain.

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher :What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

English teacher Joke :

Teacher 'I killed a person’ convert this sentence into future tense. Student the future tense is'You will go to jail'

Teacher to sleepy student:

Who invented Steam Engine.?

Student: What sir?

Teacher:Yes its correct. JAMES WATT.

Moral: Sleeping improves ur General Knowledge

Teachers Day Jokes Collections

Funny Software Husband and Wife Joke

Funny Software Husband and Wife Conversation

When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

She: Have you brought the grocery?

He: Bad command or filename.

She: But I told you in the morning!

He: Syntax Error. Abort?

She: What about my new TV?

He: Variable not found...

She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.

He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

He: Too many parameters...

She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

He: Data type mismatch.

She: You are useless.

He: It`s by Default.

She: What about your Salary?

He: File in use ... Try later.

She: What is my value in the family.

He: Unknown Virus...

Funny Software Husband and Wife Conversation

Funny IT Companies Names

Funny IT Companies Names

•  NIIT : Not Interested in IT
•  WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
•  HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
•  TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
•  INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
• HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
•  BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
• IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
•  SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
•  PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
•  C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
•  AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
•  PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
•  PCL          : Poor Computers Ltd
•  CMC         : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

Funny IT Companies Names

Funny Facebook Addict Jokes

Facebook fever...
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Girl : I Love you

Boy : (Starts Running)...............!

Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running?

Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook

Funny Facebook Addict Jokes

Just For Fun Jokes Indian and American

One day, two friends

(one is indian and otheris american) 

Visit a choclate shop in America........

Watching the people busy, American steal 3 chocolates........

After leaving the shop. American said :

"Man I m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that".

Indian replied:"You wanna see something better ? lets go back to the shop and I will show you real stealing"

So they went to the counter and Indian said to the Shop boy:-

"Do you wanna see magic....??

Shop boy replied:"Yes."

Funny Software Programmer Joke

The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.

The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!”

The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”.

Funny Software Programmer Joke